They Two Wee Dots

Ah prefer words.

Ah just want tae write.

Naw symbols or fancy:

They’re a load of pure—


Wit tae use?

It’s gi’n me grief.

Ah cannae choose

Twixt sans an’ serif.


A hyphen or a dash:

Wit’s the difference?

Och, ah’ll just dae a slash.

Punctuation’s a hindrance.


Wit can ah dae

Tae finish ma clause?

A : a ; a - a... Eh?

Sae many ways of creatin’ a pause.


Ah can cope with the basics:

Italics an’ bold.

But wit are Asciis

an’ wit’s aw this code.


Full stops only.

Short and sweet.

Anything but

an’ ah’m pure beat.


Adapt they keyboards. That’s wit ah need.

Get rid of the rubbish.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Is fine fur me.